"ABE" LINCOLN'S ANECDOTES AND STORIES

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A FUN-LOVING AND HUMOR-LOVING MAN

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MATRIMONIAL ADVICE

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A SLOW HORSE

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A VAIN GENERAL

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HAD CONFIDENCE IN HIM—"BUT"—

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HARDTACK BETTER THAN GENERALS

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DOUGLAS HELD LINCOLN'S HAT

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HIS PASSES TO RICHMOND NOT HONORED

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LINCOLN AS A DANCER

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LOVED SOLDIERS' HUMOR

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WANTED TO "BORROW" THE ARMY

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"FIXED UP" A BIT FOR THE "CITY FOLKS"

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"FIND OUT FOR YOURSELVES"

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COLD MOLASSES WAS SWIFTER

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"DON'T KILL HIM WITH YOUR FIST"

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"AND—HERE I AM!"

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PRAISES HIS RIVAL FOR OFFICE

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HAD TO WAIT FOR HIM

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MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF IT, ANYWAY

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SORRY FOR THE HORSES

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NOISE LIKE A TURNIP

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LET SIX SKUNKS GO

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ONE THING "ABE" DIDN'T LOVE

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THE MAN HE WAS LOOKING FOR

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WANTED STANTON SPANKED

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SIX FEET FOUR AT SEVENTEEN

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JUST LIKE SEWARD

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"ABE" GOT THE WORST OF IT

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HE "SET 'EM UP"

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GOD WITH A LITTLE "g"

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WHAT AILED THE BOYS

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"MAJOR-GENERAL, I RECKON"

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IT TICKLED THE LITTLE WOMAN

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HE'D SEE IT AGAIN

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SURE CURE FOR BOILS

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JUSTICE vs. NUMBERS

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LINCOLN SAW STANTON ABOUT IT

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SLEEP STANDING UP

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"ABE'S" LITTLE JOKE

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HOW "FIGHTING JOE" WAS APPOINTED

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NO OTHERS LIKE THEM

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THE DANDY AND THE BOYS

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BOAT HAD TO STOP

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RAN AWAY WHEN VICTORIOUS

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HE "SKEWED" THE LINE

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"HOW DO YOU GET OUT OF THIS PLACE?"

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HELL A MILE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE

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'TWAS "MOVING DAY"

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"ABE'S" HAIR NEEDED COMBING

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RIGHT FOR ONCE, ANYHOW

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"SMELT NO ROYALTY IN OUR CARRIAGE"

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SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE

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REMINDED HIM OF "A LITTLE STORY"

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BIG ENOUGH HOG FOR HIM

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HOW "JAKE" GOT AWAY

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"ABE" RESENTED THE INSULT

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STORIES BETTER THAN DOCTORS

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"ALL SICKER'N YOUR MAN"

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"DID YE ASK MORRISSEY YET?"

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LINCOLN ASKED TO BE SHOT

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HE COULDN'T WAIT FOR THE COLONEL

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HE LOVED A GOOD STORY

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THE DEAD MAN SPOKE

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LINCOLN PRONOUNCED THIS STORY FUNNY

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"PLOUGH ALL 'ROUND HIM"

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"I'VE LOST MY APPLE"

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LINCOLN'S APOLOGY TO GRANT

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A USELESS DOG

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HE'D RUIN ALL THE OTHER CONVICTS

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IT WAS UP-HILL WORK

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HIS "GLASS HACK"

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COULD LICK ANY MAN IN THE CROWD

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NO DEATHS IN HIS HOUSE

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LINCOLN'S NAME FOR "WEEPING WATER"

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EASIER TO EMPTY THE POTOMAC

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A "FREE FOR ALL"

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THE OTHER ONE WAS WORSE

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COULD MAKE "RABBIT-TRACKS"

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PETER CARTWRIGHT'S DESCRIPTION OF LINCOLN

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WISHED THE ARMY CHARGED LIKE THAT

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"UNCLE ABRAHAM" HAD EVERYTHING READY

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DIDN'T TRUST THE COURT

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"TAD" GOT HIS DOLLAR

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ROUGH ON THE NEGRO

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"LONG ABE'S" FEET "PROTRUDED OVER"

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"I'D A BEEN MISSED BY MYSE'F"

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LOST HIS CERTIFICATE OF CHARACTER

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THE CASE OF BETSY ANN DOUGHERTY

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"FOOLING" THE PEOPLE

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HER ONLY IMPERFECTION

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HE "BROKE" TO WIN

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"BAP." McNABB'S ROOSTER

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LINCOLN'S FIRST SPEECH

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TOO MANY PIGS FOR THE TEATS

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MORE PEGS THAN HOLES

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FEW, BUT BOISTEROUS

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THE PRESIDENTIAL "CHIN-FLY"

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"WEBSTER COULDN'T HAVE DONE MORE"

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LONG AND SHORT OF IT

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'SQUIRE BAGLY'S PRECEDENT

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TOM CORWIN'S LATEST STORY

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THE CABINET WAS A-SETTIN'

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"MASSA LINKUM LIKE DE LORD!"

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A BULLET THROUGH HIS HAT

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THE GENERAL WAS "HEADED IN"

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"MIXING" AND "MINGLING"

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WANTED TO BURN HIM DOWN TO THE STUMP

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CHALLENGED ALL COMERS

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WITHDREW THE COLT

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SWEET, BUT MILD REVENGE

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"CATCH 'EM AND CHEAT 'EM"

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A JURYMAN'S SCORN

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"TAD" INTRODUCES "OUR FRIENDS"

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STOOD UP THE LONGEST

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ADMIRED THE STRONG MAN

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SAVED LINCOLN'S LIFE

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WOULD BLOW THEM TO H——.

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"I CAN STAND IT IF THEY CAN"

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A MORTIFYING EXPERIENCE

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GRANT HELD ON ALL THE TIME

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EVERY LITTLE HELPED

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KEPT UP THE ARGUMENT

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THOUGHT OF LEARNING A TRADE

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THE SAME OLD RUM

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COULDN'T LET GO THE HOG

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HIS KNOWLEDGE OF HUMAN NATURE

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TOOK NOTHING BUT MONEY

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CREDITOR PAID DEBTOR'S DEBT

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CONSCRIPTING DEAD MEN

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MAJOR ANDERSON'S BAD MEMORY

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SETTLED OUT OF COURT

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NO VANDERBILT

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LINCOLN MISTAKEN FOR ONCE

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"DONE WITH THE BIBLE"

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SATISFACTION TO THE SOUL

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HIS TEETH CHATTERED

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PROFANITY AS A SAFETY-VALVE

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A STAGE-COACH STORY

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SENTINEL OBEYED ORDERS

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"WUZ GOIN' TER BE 'HITCHED'"

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Summary

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